OVERHEARD AT WORLD CUP

You're such a Polska

He could cut cheese with that nose.

Is there danger of too many hooligans there? And I know that there is not a good TV to watch. How about some boring neutral pub?

Someone ripped off my British flag!

Can you save me a seat?

Why are they showing snowboarding on TV?

I love you, Zizou!

Crouch Lovers.

Becks is throwing up!

Becks is crying!

Why is Becks barefoot?

See you later, Smolarek