THE MYSTERY OF THE METAL COMB

Mr. Shit LeMar remains perplexed and anxious about the controversy swirling around the case of the missing comb. A much used comb in his bathroom disappeared which threw LeMar into a tailspin. Frantic phone calls were dispatched to his boys who assured him that they didn't take the coveted item and LeMar's finely honed investigative skills quickly turned to his housekeeper, who was in the house shortly before the disappearance.
In the meantime, LeMar Sr. gave him a replacement comb that also vanished a few weeks later. That's right. Again, LeMar questioned his sons and they denied any involvement. Suspicion shifted to the housekeeper who, oddly enough, was in the house again before the second disappearance but she resolutely denied all wrong doing when LeMar called her.
LeMar decided to set up a sting operation and procurred not one, but two more metal combs (sadly, not from Italy as he pointed out) and placed the bait in full view to entice the would-be thief.
What happens next? Check CRD for the next installment of the missing comb!

BREAKING NEWS! COMB STEALER CAUGHT RED HANDED!

GRAPEVINE WITH CANARY!

For a Grapevine Right: Step to your right with your right foot (putting your weight on your right foot). Step behind your right foot with your left foot (putting your weight on your left foot). Step again to the right with your right foot (weight on right) and touch your left foot next to your right (with your weight staying on the right foot).

End move with a flourish by clapping your hands!

Canary Limbering Up.

Instructor Canary Leading a Flummoxed Paps.

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