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THE AMAZING RACE

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Ladies of Leisure at Checkpoint #1

Our crack team registered to compete in the 2nd annual Great Neighbourhood Race for the United Way and for a long 4 hours we dashed around the city, deciphering clues and gathering points to see who would come out on top.

It started off well, with J slyly gathering the first detour and Paps, the first checkpoint clue. When the horn sounded, J. grimly elbowed people and we sprinted towards the Toronto Star. With cunning, sheer luck, weirdly off and on fast pace, false bravado and Pap's wayward tongue, we pulled into the lead, neck and neck with a scraggly team. By the end, fatigued and drenched with sweat, we managed to limp across the finish line at the Boiler House to find ourselves the 2nd to arrive. After a tense hour with a terrible musical interlude, we discovered shockingly that we didn't place in the top 5. Scam! we cried out. Recount! Too tired to argue, we left with a lame swag bag and hit the sack.

We did place 7th overall. But that's not good enough!

SAMPLE QUESTIONS

Clue 8: The most southern Toronto location of this clothing store is known for its porn-chic advertising and ethical working conditions. Stand in front, look for Goethe and tell us who the “link” is.

For other clues, check here... and here for photos.

SHOE BLOGGING

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Babbling brook Canary signs off her emails with a delightful daily shoe update. That's why we love her.

Today: Serena's blue leather '50s open-toe shoes, high, with a clasp. No whip in sight.

Am wearing my mother's unattractive black leather round-toed shoes that loosely resemble ballet slippers, which my parents refer to as "Portuguese cleaning lady shoes." Accompanying them is a black baby doll Mexx dress from the last clothing swap, which my mother told me looked like maternity wear as I dashed out their door this a.m.

Today, despite the rainfall, I saw fit to wear comfortable, open-toed shoes. Black, leather, nicked here and there from tripping, abusing them in foreign countries, and general clumsiness.

Today's shoes are a clothing swap find from years yore (zebra-patterned flat mules that make me look like a pimp).

To see the blue suede shoes I am wearing today. They are the mules I wore to Serena's wedding--G-d only knows how I danced in them that night, considering that I can't even walk in them properly now.

Monday's shoes are a pair of $40 black leather quasi-platform shoes bought last week that already have a rip in them (how does this happen so quickly?): a Winners' "find".

Wearing summer-hours-friendly Nine West Mary Janes. Fancy casual, perfect for day-to-evening wear; looks good with skirts and the men's capris I got from GAP's sale rack yesterday with the secret ass zipper for hiding your passport when abroad. Back to the shoes: red, faded patent leather, recently rescued from the throngs of junk on offer at my mother's latest yard sale. At least they didn't suffer the same fate as some other cherished-in-childhood items; I was too late to recover the Pat Boone Christmas album--the agony.

BREAKING NEWS

THE CHILD IS BORN

The Nameless Baby was born Thursday, July 28th at 4:50 am weighing in a respectable 6.7 lbs and measuring around 57 cm.
The no-longer-Pregnant (now called The Mother) began contractions on Wednesday afternoon after ingesting a bowl of chili peppers and pineapple to induce labour.
Paul, the nursemaid from Vancouver ably assisted with the natal preparations in between getting drunk.
The Mother, the Greek Father and Nameless Baby are all well and happy, although the Mother would like a drink.

NAME THE NAMELESS BABY

a) Doug
b) Ravi
c) Oscar
d) Lionel Ritchie

Or if you have other suggestions, email CRD.

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