Dear L'il Kitty,
Thank you for contacting the Wrigley Company to let us know how much you enjoy Orbit® Bubblemint gum. Because our company takes pride in turning out a product of the highest quality, it's a pleasure to hear from such a satisfied consumer.
Although we'd like to be helpful, we won't be able to send any samples. Each year our company receives more requests for free product from the United States and throughout the world than we could possibly supply. Since it wouldn't be fair to give to a few and not to others, we're sure you'll understand why we have to say no.
We thank you once again for taking time to contact us.
Sincerely,
WM. WRIGLEY JR. COMPANY
Denise Young,
Consumer Relations

Dear Mr.Wrigleys,
I bought some “Bubblemint” gum recently. It was covered in spider eggs! And what looked like an Italian arm hair!
Could you please send me some new gum?!
Yours Truly,
L'il Kitty